Think the ancient Egyptians were squeaky clean? Think again. They practically invented vices like kinky sex, drug binges, and reckless spending. This two-part series for Spike TV, narrated by Alexander Siddig, shines a light on the dark secrets of the ancient pharaohs, showing everything from their greed for gold and lust, to the darker, more sinister temptations they faced. Egyptian Vice recounts some of the most dastardly tales that helped to define thousands of years of history.